How Bleach characters would react (if a fly landed on their nose)


Characters vs. fly requested by anon. :)

A fly has just landed on the noses of various Bleach characters! How will they react?

1. Soi Fon

Soi Fon: You dare to attack a captain of the Gotei-13, fly?

Soi Fon: Prepare to meet your fate.

Soi Fon: Sting all enemies to death, Suzumebachi!


2. Kensei

Kensei: Blow it away, Tachikaze.

Mashiro: Did you just use your shikai to blow a fly away?!

Kensei: What about it?

Mashiro: You are such a show-off.

3. Ichigo


Ichigo: [whacks himself in the back of the head repeatedly]

Ishida: What on earth are you doing, Kurosaki?

Ichigo: Well…I figured that if I hit the back of my head, the vibrations would travel forward and dislodge the fly!

Ishida: Why are you so bad at plans?

4. Yoruichi

Yoruichi: Hey! Byakuya-boy! Look! There’s a fly on my nose!

Byakuya: And you celebrate this because…?

Yoruichi: Have you ever flash-stepped backwards so fast that a fly is left hanging confused in the air?

Yoruichi: Because I find that hilarious! Watch!

[Yoruchi flash-steps back]

[Confused fly drops like a stone]

Yoruichi: See??

Byakuya: You need a hobby, demon cat.

5. Aizen

Aizen: A fly has decided to interrupt our staff meeting, espada.

Aizen: Allow me to use my spiritual pressure to whack it away without even moving.

Fly: What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Aizen: Anyway back to our meeting.

Grimmjow: I hate you so much.

6. Grimmjow

Grimmjow: FLY

Grimmjow: [punches himself in the face]


Ulquiorra: You are the reason the espada can’t have nice things, Grimmjow.

7. Unohana

Unohana: There appears to be a fly on my face.

Unohana: I will use my braid to brush it away.

Unohana: And people think my front braid is pointless!

Isane: …that’s the point?

8. Gin

Gin: You think you are safe on my nose?

Gin: Little do you know that my shikai is both very fast and very precise.

Gin: Shoot ‘em dead, Shinso.


Gin: Ew.

9. (puppy) Komamura

(puppy) Komamura: [sneezes]

Fly: [buzzes away with indignation]


Iba: Captain, you are so impossibly cute!

10. Nemu

Nemu: Be careful fly.

Nemu: My skin is poison.

Nemu: You might -


Nemu: I tried to warn you.

11. Chad

Chad: Sure, I can give you a lift.

Chad: Must get tiring flying on those tiny wings, huh?

12. Ulquiorra

Ulquiorra: [twiches nose]

Ulquiorra: [twiches nose]

Ulquiorra: [twiches nose]

Orihime: Um…why don’t you just brush it away, Ulquiorra-kun?

Ulquiorra: I barely needed to use even one hand when I fought Kurosaki Ichigo.

Ulquiorra: I will not use one for a fly!

Ulquiorra: [twiches nose]


Ulquiorra: Maybe you could help me, woman.


       for he is a liar, and the father of it.

                                        i. ii. iii. iv. 

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